I like how your parody terms of service wasn't that far off from a real one. There are always hidden clauses and loopholes for companies to use our personal data. I also think a lot of these companies try to claim they only have access to a few things but in reality they have access to a lot more than we think. (Pineapple on pizza is fine but I won't go out of my way to order it).

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